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Fry works on Bender. Joe keeps practicing boxing. Flora checks the provisions on the ship and finds out there is a water recycler on the ship that recycles all fluids into water. During the journey Fry gets snippets of texts between the members of the mob that aren’t good and eventually all communication between the mob stops. Fry tells everyone and thinks she has either been discovered in the system or the mob has just stopped talking. She finds out that she is still in the system, but she has gotten quarantined and stopped routing things through her and that someone is trying to hack her. She sends a message that is clearly fake job application and gets a message back that says “Clever, we’ll talk when we get here.” Fry then tells us that they know we’re coming, and we need to get ready to fight. They then cut the entire system off. Draven flies in just close enough for her sensors to reach to try to see what is going on. She picks up a medium sized asteroid that has artificial structures on it. But it also picks up A LOT of debris around the asteroid base. Picks up dozens of bodies floating around from where their ships have been destroyed. Does not pick up any weapons or ships headed out to meet us. All the wreckage seems to be fighter crafts, and the bodies are orcs. Fry then gets a message that is an access code for the left most hanger bay doorm. In the split second they opened communication she figures out that place it was sent from is like an encrypted standalone base and finds out it’s from Zolgar. 3 large hangar bays seem to be the only way inside. The ship is armed with 2 short range flag throwers (spaceship shot guns) on each end of the ship. We also have a long-range coil gun. Baloo gets on the coil gun on the front of the ship. Joe is on the shot gun on the left and Flora gets on the shot gun on the right side of the ship. Greg gets on the communications of the ship to broadcast to the base saying hailing greetings to Zolgar saying we have business with a quick video communication. We got nothing in return. We fly into the left most hangar bay, which is completely dark, so Draven turns off all the lights on the ship. Flora doesn’t sense anyone within 30 feet of us. Draven detects one other person in the hangar bay with us. Greg gets out of the ship to approach the life form and Fry sends Bender with him who has dark vision and then live streams the feed to everyone on our ship. When the door closes a light comes on and Greg sees an Orc standing there who tells him the master is waiting for us. Greg asks the Orc if his master’s name starts with a Z to see if we’re in the right place. The Orc says his master is Zolgar and his name is Cog. Everyone gets off the ship and Draven locks up the ship and we follow Cog through some hallways and the space station is so huge Baloo has PLENTY of room. As we are walking down the hallway Greg just randomly jumps up on Baloo’s shoulders. As we walk thru we notice it is a battle ground with dead bodies and bullet holes. He opens a door for us and tells us that Zolgar is waiting for us in there. Baloo leads us through the door into a dojo. We see about a dozen orcs practicing ninja shit. There is a big orc sitting on the floor who gives off all the Master vibes. Zolgar them speaks and tells us we have caused a lot of trouble for him and his crew. As Greg is trying to small talk Zolgar, Draven is looking around and sees the orc’s training but also a couple up in the rafters moving around. Greg then discusses a treaty with Zolgar who agrees to a treaty with us if we kill the other officers of his mob and tells us we can still collect the bounties for the officers as well as him giving us a fake body to collect the bounty on his head and in turn he will take the bounty off of our heads. Baloo can tell that Zolgar wants us to do this for him so he can become our boss. Fry and Baloo telepathically agree to stay a step ahead of him to keep the advantage. Baloo then tells Zolgar we want 80% of the revenue they get every month. Draven steps in between them and tries to lobby for 50%, Zolgar says 10%, then Draven says 20%. Zolgar says all he can offer is 10% with manpower and access to his resources. Draven asks for 10 men, but he offers his 5 most elite. Draven then asks for a big gun since he will only give us 5 guys, she wants a big gun, and he agrees. Greg then goes to shake hands with Zolgar to agree on the terms. He tells us we can keep whatever we get in combat and have access to whatever we need on the base and transmits us a map of the base. Urka and Mogram have sealed themselves in opposites sides of the common area to try to kill Gorvash. Zolgar gives us our men who have all had their tongues ripped out and are stone faced. Flora tries to read their mind, and it is white, they are intentionally thinking of nothing. She says hello and they say nothing. After Greg asks about vents to climb through an orc throws a grappling hook up and motions for him to climb. Greg climbs straight up, and Fry sends Bender and Greg tries to use his whip to catch him, and then Bender appears on Greg’s head. Fry has a mini heart attack and Draven and Flora follow Greg up the rope along with one of the ninja orcs. Fry, Baloo, Joe, and the other 4 orcs stay on the ground. ROLL INITIATIVE! Draven drops a repeater grenade on top of Mogram from the vent and yells, Get em! Then Baloo busts through the door of the common area and goes to hit them with the flame thrower but misses. The ninja’s run in shooting one orc and decapitating another. Joe runs in and starts to spray and pray on one of the gun turrets. He hits the turret, and it starts to smoke and spark, and he also hits one of the orcs behind cover with a lot of stray rounds. Greg summons a volcano under 3 orcs melting 2 of them and injuring another and then breaks out into song. Ninjas come in and start fucking shit up. Mogram turns around and pins one of the ninjas up against the wall with his axe while the guy with the turret blows his head off. Urka turns around and blows one of the ninja’s heads off. 2 of the ninjas kill 2 orcs with crit hits. The other ninja shoots at Urka hitting her. Baloo uses his gear array to kill one of the orcs. The little guy with the turret on Mogram's back starts lighting up the vent where we are, only hitting Greg. Flora shoots an inhibiter into the jugular of the little guy on the back of who we thought was Mogram but the little guy ends up actually being Mogram. Joe tries to do some parkour shit off the wall but slips and falls and hits his head on the table causing himself damage. As he’s laying out on the couch he starts just spraying and praying with his roto laser towards the turrets and destroys one of them. The orc grabbed a stick grenade and jumped on one of our ninja’s killing them both. One of our ninjas kills another orc. The Fry turns the turrets to shoot Mogram and the other turrets. Fry ends up hitting and killing one of our last 2 standing ninjas. Mogram’s ride full charges the last ninja, attacking and killing him. Joe get up and sprays and prays towards Urka, killing one of her orcs and hitting Urka and the other orc at the console. Draven drops down from the vents and runs over to the back of Mogram and jumps up and smashes Molgram in the dome with her battle axe killing him. The turret turns around and lights into Joe. Urka pleads with Baloo offering riches and powers and Baloo tells her she wouldn’t spare him if the roles were reversed, and he turns around and slices through her with his doshko. Joe turns and shoots and kills the orc standing at the console. Draven then runs up to the big orc that was carrying Mogram and slices him in half. The last orc tries to jump down and run away, Baloo misses his opportunity of attack, but Greg takes off running after him and whips out his infinity lash and hits this guy, unraveling this guy like a ball of thread, sucking him into another dimension and then closing. END OF INITIATIVE! Fry then takes control of the console and locks the door to Gorvash’s room and then the door rips off the hinges and the red maw appears! End of sesh.

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